Arrr! Nobel scallywags be writin' a letter 'gainst RFK Jr, stuffed with Dem doubloons—‘tis but a sneaky ploy!
2025-01-29
Arrr, a parchment scrawled by a crew o' learned landlubbers, bemoanin' RFK Jr.'s HHS rise, be riddled with coin-slingin' Democrats! Aye, some scallywags reckon it be naught but a jolly partisan shanty! Avast, me hearties, what a merry jest!
In a letter penned for the New York Times, they be claimin' that lettin' Kennedy steer the ship of health be a perilous course, endangerin' the health o' the public and America’s stature on the global stage. But hark! Many signatories be known for fillin' the coffers of the Democrats, includin' former official Steven Chu, who tossed a hefty sum to Hillary’s campaign!
The seas be choppy with dark money and special interests, led by a group known as Protect Our Care, havin' no need to reveal their treasure maps. Yet, Kennedy be not without his supporters, as over 15,000 healthcare professionals rallyin' behind him, seekin’ to reform the health seas! So, hoist the sails and prepare for a wild ride, me hearties, for the confirmation battle be upon us! Arrr!