Arrr! CNN matey tussles with Oklahoma's school captain 'bout ICE raids: "Just spill the beans, ye landlubber!"
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! Oklahoma's School Captain, Ryan Walters, parleyed with CNN's fair lass Brianna Keilar 'bout the Trump crew sendin' ICE scallywags on wild treasure hunts across the land! Aye, it be a right jolly mess on this here sea of politics! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! A fierce fracas erupted on the high seas of CNN, where the valiant Brianna Keilar clashed swords with the Oklahoma School Captain, Ryan Walters! This salty sea dog had the audacity to claim he wouldn’t shiver me timbers if the Trump fleet ordered a raid on schools to catch them sneaky illegal immigrants!Keilar, bless her heart, questioned the captain if such actions would send tremors through the hearts of young landlubbers. “Wouldn’t it be traumatic for them?” she inquired, like a wise parrot perched upon her shoulder. But Walters, steadfast as a barnacle, turned the tide, arguing that not informing the great Trump voyage would be the true calamity! “What of the wee ones?” he queried, as if he were fighting off a kraken.
With a volley of questions and interruptions, Keilar pressed on, but Walters was a slippery fish, dodging her inquiries like cannonballs. “We’ll deal with this case by case!” he proclaimed, while Keilar insisted, “It’s not just a tale of what-ifs!” The debate raged on, with the Board of Education voting to require parents to report their young'uns' citizenship, a bold move that awaits the governor’s approval, aye! So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the seas of education be turbulent indeed!