Arrr, Captain Trump be vowin' to send the scallywags packin'! Aye, it’ll keep the seas o' America cleaner!
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be schemin' to hoist a mighty wave of deportations, hopin’ to fill the coffers o’ good ol’ American folk! Aye, ‘tis a plan that’ll have ‘em laughin’ all the way to the treasure chest! Avast, let the sails be filled with gold!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout President Trump, the captain of deportation seas, proclaiming a grand operation to send scallywags back to their homelands! Last week, the rum-soaked crew of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) be takin' to the streets, catchin' over a thousand miscreants, many of whom be the worst of the lot, like murderers and sex offenders. One particularly cheeky rogue from Haiti, with a treasure trove of convictions, dared to curse the captain whilst thankin’ Obama! Aye, the nerve of these landlubbers!These actions be takin' place mainly in notorious havens where criminals hide, like New York and San Francisco. The message be clear: no matter how many times they scuttle away, they shan't evade the law forever! Meanwhile, the advocacy crew be rallyin’ and holdin' meetings to teach the miscreants their rights, while schools be mistakin' ICE for the Secret Service—what a mix-up!
The seas be stirring as more states, like Florida and Texas, be lendin' a hand to keep the mean sea dogs in check, supportin' the captain’s mission with gold for deportations. So fear not, for the tide is turnin’, and soon the plunder be reduced, lettin' honest folk reclaim their fair share of the bounty!