Arrr! Aye, matey! A spendin' freeze be threatenin’ the fishies and landlubbers’ safety, ye best be watchin’ yer booty!
2025-01-29
Arrr! A missive from the White House be sayin’ to stop all federal gold and mind the treasure chest to match Cap’n Trump’s whims! But lo! The wise sea dogs say that order be a rogue’s folly, sailin’ straight into the stormy seas of unconstitutionality! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, fer I be havin' a tale from the land of the mighty White House, where the winds of change be blowin' fierce! A memo, aye, a mighty scroll, hath rolled out the order to halt all federal booty, claimin' it be alignin' with the whims of Captain Trump, the dread pirate of politics!