Arrr, matey! ICE be settin' up camp in Colorado, catchin' wayward souls like fish in a barrel!
2025-01-29
Arrr, me hearties! The U.S. Navy be lettin’ the landlubbers of Immigration and Customs hoist the sails at Buckley Space Force Base! Aye, the Pentagon be joinin’ Trump’s quest to shoo away them migrants, while more sailors be headin’ to the Mexican shores. Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of military might and migration madness! On the day of the sun, the U.S. military hoisted the flag o' Immigration and Customs Enforcement, allowin' 'em to nab migrants right at Buckley Space Force Base in the fine land o' Colorado! Aye, this be a grand expansion of the Pentagon’s role in old Trump’s grand scheme to shoo away the scallywags from the shores of America!Yarr, it seems the lads in uniform ain't just sittin' pretty on land! Nay, they be usin' their sea legs to deport them wanderin’ souls far and wide, like a ship tossin' out the barnacles! And if that ain't enough, they've sent over 1,600 brave souls to guard the borders with Mexico, makin’ sure no buccaneers slip through the cracks after Trump’s hasty declaration on immigration last week!
So, raise the sails and prepare for a raucous ride, as the military takes to immigration like a pirate to rum! With the ocean of bureaucracy churnin' and the winds of change blowin', who knows what shenanigans await those who dare to cross the great divide! Arrr, let the adventure begin!