Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be plunderin' treasure from the TSA and Coast Guard to fund ICE's deportation spree!
2025-01-29
Arrr! The scallywags at Immigrations and Customs be runnin’ low on doubloons, a plight that started ‘fore Captain Trump took the helm! Now, he be reckonin’ to snatch gold from the Transportation Security crew to keep his promise of sendin’ landlubbers packin’. A fine mess, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this jolly tale of the pesky budget woes faced by them landlubbers at the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, aye! Before the great captain Donald Trump set sail into the White House waters, this fine crew was already flounderin’ in a sea of financial troubles, which now threatens to scuttle his mighty promise of mass deportations across the seven seas... err, I mean the country.Ye see, these scallywags now be the chief crew responsible for chasing off those who be settlin’ where they don’t belong. But alas, their coffers be runnin’ dry, and the winds of fortune be not blowin’ in their favor! Rumor has it, the Trump administration be considerin’ a cunning plan to plunder the treasure chest of the Transportation Security Administration, hopin’ to patch up their leaky ship.
So, as they plot and scheme, one can’t help but chuckle at the irony of it all. Aye, it be a right pickle, and who knows if this motley crew will manage to stay afloat or if they’ll find themselves walkin’ the plank of budgetary doom!