"Arrr, what a scallywag! Conservatives be mockin' that Dem senator's blabberin' like a parrot at the RFK Jr. talk!"
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! On the high seas o’ social media, conservative buccaneers be takin' a hearty swing at Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, who dared to jabber at President Trump’s HHS matey, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., on the Capitol deck. A right ruckus, it be! Avast, politics be a stormy sea!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn of a ruckus in the political seas! Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, that scallywag from Rhode Island, be takin' a broadside at the noble Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who be nominated to sail the ship of Health and Human Services. Whitehouse, with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, spouted that Kennedy be frightenin' the good folk with his mumbo jumbo about vaccines, linkin’ him to the first measles outbreak in the land since 2013! Shiver me timbers!"Ye need to recant, ye landlubber!" cried Whitehouse, demandin’ a vow from Kennedy to sing the praises of vaccines, lest he be walkin’ the plank. The poor lad barely had time to defend himself before the good senator filled the air with his own blatherin’ for seven long minutes, leavin’ the audience gaspin’ for breath.
Conservatives took to the seas of social media, lobbin’ cannonballs of criticism at Whitehouse, callin' him a jackanapes for his ramblin’ ways. One even wished him away to an island—not Rhode Island, but a proper isle of St. Helena! With the winds of opposition blowin’ fierce, Kennedy declared he be a sailor of safety, not anti-vaccine. As the tides turn, the fate of this nomination hangs in the balance, like a treasure chest just outta reach! Yarrr!