Arrr, the voice of Spider-Man be quakin' in his boots, fearin' the new Disney+ tale be a right annoying squall!
2025-01-29
Arrr matey! The scallywag what voices that web-slingin' rascal, Spider-Man, be fretin' over Disney+'s new yarn, “Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman.” He feared it might be as bothersome as a mosquito at a rum party and too “woke” for even the saltiest of sea dogs! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Hudson Thanes, who be the voice o' the famed Spider-Man. In a recent parley with the salty sea-dogs at Collider, he voiced his fears that the new Disney+ tale, "Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman," might be a right nuisance, all “woke” and whatnot!But lo and behold! When he laid eyes upon the script, the lad found it to be a treasure beyond compare! “It be grand!” he declared, quakin' with excitement. Aye, being the eldest of five rambunctious rogues meself, he felt it captured the tumultuous waters of high school life just right!
Yet, keep yer spyglass at the ready, for the seas be stormy with Marvel’s past misadventures! The ship "The Marvels," led by the fierce Captain Brie Larson, sank like a lead weight, leavin' critics grumblin' about its pandering ways. Even the upcoming "Captain America: Brave New World" be causin' a ruckus, with lead actor Anthony Mackie claimin' the hero shouldn’t be the face of America! Arrr, what a tempest in a teapot!
Fear not, for it seems this new venture may steer clear of the treacherous rocks, and we’ll be raisin' our flag in celebration yet! Yarrr!