Arrr, the Justice crew be lettin’ the Mar-a-Lago mateys off the hook in the Trump treasure map debacle!
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! The scallywags be askin’ to toss the charges o’ obstruction against two wayward souls who be tryin’ to bamboozle justice over them secret scrolls! A fine jest, I say! Let 'em sail free like the wind on the high seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas and low deeds, where the Justice Department be settin' sail to drop anchor on them charges against two scallywags, Carlos De Oliveira and Walt Nauta! Aye, it be a fine day as the acting U.S. captain from Miami, Hayden O’Byrne, be declarin' the end of this here probe that drags on longer than a barnacle on a ship's hull!These landlubbers found themselves in a pickle, charged alongside none other than the infamous Captain Trump in a ruckus over classified booty hoarded at his fine Florida quarters. But lo and behold! The winds of justice be blowin' fair, and the charges be whisked away like a ship in full sail!
Now, this whole saga started when Special Counsel Jack Smith was summoned to investigate some alleged shenanigans, includin' attempts to overturn a previous election. But after Trump snagged another term in 2024, things went quieter than a ghost ship on a moonless night. The charges against our two co-defendants still lingered, like a bad smell from the bilge!
But fret not! With a grand flick of the quill, the Justice Department is tossin' those charges into Davy Jones' locker! Now, Nauta and De Oliveira can chart a new course, free as the wind, with nary a care in the world!