"Arrr, President Trump, ye be a fine captain! Ye’ve snatched me sister from the clutches of them scallywag Hamas!"
2025-01-29
Arrr! Yarden Gonen, sister of the fair Romi, who be trapped by them scallywags of Hamas fer a long 471 days, be raisin' a tankard to President Trump! He be the swashbuckler who bartered her freedom in that grand hostage ceasefire deal. Cheers to ye, matey!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a lass named Romi, who sailed through stormy seas of trouble, only to find herself in the clutches of dastardly scallywags! Aye, it be 471 long days of torment for her kin, till the winds of change blew in, thanks to none other than President Trump, a fine captain in the turbulent waters of diplomacy!Romi, the bright star of her family, was snatched away like treasure from a ship. Her last words to her dear mum echoed like cannon fire, speakin' of her plight as she fought to escape the clutches of evil. But fear not, for the tides turned, and with the president's mighty efforts, she returned to her family’s embrace, bringin' joy that can only be rivaled by findin' buried gold!
Even as the sun sets on this chapter, 90 more souls remain lost at sea, their families awaitin' with bated breath. With the president's trusty compass and our unwavering faith, we sail on, hopin' for their return! So here’s to strong leadership, a heart full of hope, and the spirit of reunion! Let’s rally together to bring every last hostage home, and may the winds of fortune ever be in our favor!