Arrr, matey! The White House be keepin' Trump’s treasure chest locked tighter than a kraken's grip!
2025-01-29
Arrr, mateys! A talkin' parrot from the White House be squawkin' that the treasure freeze be still on, despite what the scallywags in the media be blabberin'. 'Tis but a memo tossed overboard, but the Captain’s orders be holdin' strong, savvy? So, hoist yer sails and keep yer doubloons safe!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the hallowed halls of the White House, where the winds of confusion be blowin’ fierce! A spokesperson, like a trusty parrot, squawked on the day of the week known as Wednesday that the freeze on the treasure chest o' federal funds be still in place, despite what ye might have heard from the gossipin’ waves o’ the media.“Nay, it be NOT a lifting of said freeze!” the spokesperson declared with the fervor of a captain defending his ship. “This here be just a rescission of the OMB memo, savvy? We be merely cutting through the fog of chatter created by some legal scallywag’s injunction!” The President’s executive commands regarding the gold—er, federal fundin’—be as sturdy as a ship’s hull, ready to withstand the stormiest seas.
So fear not, ye landlubbers and hearty sea dogs alike, for the funding freeze be holdin’ fast, like a pirate clutchin’ his doubloons! The winds of change be blowin' but the treasure be stayin’ put, and the crew shall enforce it with the ferocity of a cannon blast! Arrr!