Arrr! A greenhorn House mate be callin' White House wench Karoline Leavitt a "false parson!" Har har, what a jest!
2025-01-29
Arrr, a scallywag of a freshman House Democrat be throwin' shade at the White House's chatterbox, Karoline Leavitt, callin' her a "Fake Christian!" Blimey, what be next? A treasure map to truth or just a jolly ol' squabble on the seas of politics? Avast, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political squabblin' on the high seas of Washington! A first-term House Democrat, one Dave Min from California, be takin' aim at the White House’s press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, on that cursed platform o’ X. He be callin' her a "Fake Christian," a scallywag in the Golden Calf crew led by the ol' captain, Donald Trump.Now, the ruckus began when the White House rescinded a memo from the Office o' Management and Budget, causin' a tempest in a teapot. A federal judge had blocked the freeze on most federal grants, and Leavitt tried to clarify the matter, insistin’ that only the memo was tossed overboard—fear not, the orders targetin' diversity and such still be intact, she said.
But Min, with a devil-may-care attitude, mocked Leavitt, pointin' out her pious display while spoutin' tall tales. He claimed that while she wore a giant cross as a badge o' virtue, she was naught but a liar, lettin' children go hungry while cuttin' funds for those who keep the peace on the streets. Aye, the seas of politics be stormy, and this be one wild ride! Yarrr!