Arrr, says Hegseth, Guantanamo be the jolly spot fer stashing landlubber migrants till the tide be right!
2025-01-29
Arrr, me hearties! Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth be chattin' on 'The Will Cain Show' 'bout Cap'n Trump’s scheme to stash scallywags at Guantanamo Bay till further notice. Aye, what a jolly ol' brig for a bunch o’ miscreants! Hoist the anchor and pass the rum!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a grand plan hatched by the U.S. Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, who be a shrewd sea dog, aye! He be settin’ sail to "humanely move" those scallywag criminals back to their distant shores, all while guardin’ the southern border like a watchful parrot on the lookout for treasure thieves!In a jolly good chat with Fox News, Hegseth spoke of a memorandum from Captain Trump himself, callin’ for a mighty fortress at Guantanamo Bay, where they’ll stash up to 30,000 wayward souls, eh? That ol’ naval base in Cuba, infamous for holdin’ the most dastardly of rogues, will now serve as a temporary hideout for these rascals while the wheels of justice be turnin’!
Fear not, for Hegseth assures us that these miscreants won't be roomin’ with the likes of ISIS, but rather hangin’ out in a more civilized manner, while plans be made for their swift return home. He be adamant that the good ol’ Department of Defense be ready to take action, makin' the seas safe once more!
So, hoist the flags and keep yer eyes peeled, for the tide be turnin’ and these pirate-hatin’ criminals shall be sent packing, so says the proud crew of the DOD! Yarrr!