"Arrr, matey Christopher Rufo be askin': Who be worthy to sail with the Trump crew, eh? Chart yer course!"
2025-01-29
Avast ye mateys! Me reckon all scallywags lookin' to join the Trump crew be judged by two mighty fine tests—'tis the only way to ensure we ain't haulin' aboard no landlubbers! Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! In the grand hall o' the Oval Office, President Trump be a-raising a ruckus like a cannon blast in his first week! With a heap o’ executive orders, he’s settin’ sail to reshape the ol’ federal ship. But hark! A new tale brews beneath the surface, where the GOP scallywags be formulating a new crew, full o’ factions all a-jockeyin’ for their place at the captain's table.Now, ye best be judicious, me hearty! Two key criteria be at play: have they got skin in the game, and can they swing into action to further the captain’s goals? The Tech Right and the dissident Democrats be passin’ that test, takin’ mighty risks for their endorsement of Trump, lest a stormy Kamala Harris take the helm!
But beware, ye fine crew! The principled conservatives and reasonable centrists be dangerous waters. They be blowin’ hot air without any real skin in the fight, favorin’ endless squabblin’ over action. The GOP should keep these landlubbers at bay whilst hoistin’ the sails with the Tech Right and dissident Democrats. Let the winds of change fill the sails, and may the second Trump administration chart a course for success, savvy?