Arrr, me hearties! The Nvidia RTX 5090 be as scarce as a mermaid's tears, an’ the 5080’s no treasure either!
2025-01-30
Arrr, matey! That scallywag of a retailer be swearing on Davy Jones' locker that they’ve got no RTX 5090s in sight, not a single treasure, even on the eve of its grand launch! Methinks they be hoardin’ ‘em for a stormy day! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe in the waters of Nvidia’s GPU stock! Rumors be flyin' like cannonballs about the RTX 5090 and 5080 bein' as scarce as a treasure chest on a desert isle. The 5090 stock be thinner than a ghost ship's sails, with some retailers spoutin’ tales of zero units ready to plunder on launch day!Now, the RTX 5080 be a tad better, havin' a smidgen more stock, but fear not, it be only half what the 4080 had when it set sail. Those who be wishin' to snag one must brace themselves, as whispers from the seas say folks are lining up like barnacles on a ship, some havin' to enter lotteries just to have a chance to part with their doubloons for a GPU!
Prices be risin’ like the tide, with the 5080 settin’ sails at around $1,100 to $1,300, and the 5090 gallivanting up to $2,600! So, if ye be hopin' to nab one of these prized GPUs, ye best be ready for a high-seas adventure. Avast, the hunt for Nvidia's treasure be on, but it looks as bumpy as a stormy sea ahead!