The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Trump be sendin' Musk to fetch them landlubber astronauts, causin' NASA a right tempest in a teapot!

2025-01-29

Avast, mateys! If we be settin’ sail to bring back Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams, we’d be leavin’ but one brave soul to man the U.S. part of the grand ol’ International Space Station! Aye, it’d be a right lonely voyage for that lone sea dog! Arrr!

Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the stars and the brave souls who sail 'em! So it be, that if ye be bringin' back the trusty

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