"Yarr! Aye, gather 'round, mateys! Here's the scallywag scoop on them unfortunate souls who met Davy Jones in the sky!"
2025-01-30
Avast ye! A right calamity unfolded on the high skies, where a flying contraption, laden with skatin’ folk, tangoed with a warbird, crashin’ down near the Capitol. The ice dancers be dancin' no more, and even some Russians be caught in this jolly mess! Arrr, what a tragic jest!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe that be as dark as Davy Jones' locker! On a fateful Wednesday, a cursed bird known as an American Airlines regional jet, laden with 64 souls, did collide with a fearsome beast of the sky, a military chopper, whilst comin' down to land at the mighty Ronald Reagan National Airport, right near the bustling town of Washington, D.C. Aye, it be a sight that would make even the saltiest sea dog shed a tear!The grim tidings spread like wildfire across the seven seas as U.S. Figure Skating, the lords and ladies of the skating realm, did announce that a goodly number of their kin had met their untimely fate in this tragic encounter. Yarr, among the fallen were not just skaters, but fine coaches too, who danced with grace upon the ice as if they were piratin' the very elements themselves! Alas, three Russian skaters, fierce as the fiercest of buccaneers, were also aboard that unfortunate vessel!