Arrr, matey! A mighty crash in DC! Nineteen scallywags found after a flying beast tussled with a chopper!
2025-01-30
Arrr matey! A fearsome tale it be, as 19 souls be fished from Davy Jones' locker after a flying contraption met its doom with a choppin' bird! All 67 hearts aboard be lost to the depths of the Potomac, with no high-ranking sea dogs among the chopper crew! Blimey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this most tragic tale from the skies! On a fateful eve, an American Airlines contraption, full o' 64 souls, did collide with a flying beast known as a Black Hawk, piloted by none other than the Army’s fine crew. Argh, what a sight it must’ve been, two metal birds tangled in a dance most unfortunate, crashin’ down into the murky depths of the Potomac River!Word from the high seas of Kansas brings grim tidings, as ol’ Senator Roger Marshall be declarin’ that all 67 brave souls aboard these ill-fated vessels are feared to be meetin' Davy Jones himself. By thunder, that be a mighty heap of misfortune! Alas, the three fine sailors in the Black Hawk weren’t even senior officers. Seems they were just swabs caught in the stormy skies!
So let us raise a tankard in remembrance of those lost in this wretched air calamity. May their spirits sail free upon the winds of the seven seas! Arrr, and may the skies be kinder to us seafarin' folk henceforth, lest we find ourselves dancin’ with the Reaper! Aye, that be the way of the world, mates!