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Arrr, Travis Kelce be spillin’ tales o’ a grand plot, one his brother be ready to sail with!

2025-01-30

Arrr, matey! Travis Kelce, the grand tight end of the Chiefs crew, be spoutin’ tales of a sneaky plot 'round that famed Rocky statue in Philly! Aye, he shared his mad notions on the "New Heights" show—ye know, where landlubbers gather to spin yarns! Savvy?

Arrr, Travis Kelce be spillin’ tales o’ a grand plot, one his brother be ready to sail with!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the infamous Rocky statue in the fair city of Philadelphia. Just afore the Eagles gave the Washington Commanders a right thrashing of 55-23, that scallywag statue was donned in garb of the enemy, once known as the Redskins!

Now, Travis Kelce, a lad of keen wit, ain't buyin' the tale that it be the rival fans dressin' up ol' Rocky. “Nay! It be the Eagles faithful, I tell ye!” he declared on a jolly podcast, “New Heights.” His brother Jason chimed in, wonderin' if it was truly the Eagles' crew up to their tricks. Aye, Travis was certain as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder that the Eagles be the ones workin' their mischief!

Ye see, whenever ol' Rocky dons the colors of a foe, the Eagles tend to sail to victory! This ain't the first time, mind ye; recalls of a Tom Brady jersey bein' slung over Rocky after the Eagles conquered the Patriots still tickle me fancy! As the Eagles prepare to clash with the Chiefs, who knows what garb Rocky might sport next? Aye, let the mischief continue and may the best crew win!

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