Arrr, Detroit's captain be takin' flak from scallywags after usin' the 'i-word' on the landlubber's crew!
2025-01-30
Arrr, matey! Mayor Mike Duggan be catchin’ a storm o’ scallywags' wrath fer usin’ the “i-word” to speak o’ those landlubbers livin’ ashore without permission! Them groups be hootin’ and hollerin’ like a crew o’ drunken sailors, callin’ it a right foul term! Avast, what a kerfuffle!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus in Detroit! Mayor Mike Duggan, a landlubber who be sailin’ under the Independent flag, found himself in hot water fer usin’ the dreaded “i-word” to describe those who be settlin’ in the land o’ the free without a proper map, aye!Immigrant advocacy scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus, demandin’ the ol’ sea dog call ‘em “undocumented” or “unauthorized” instead. They be claimin’ that the Mayor’s words be dehumanizin’, as if he were callin’ ‘em scallywags in a tavern brawl!
Duggan, a bold captain, stood firm, declinin’ to turn Detroit into a sanctuary port, lettin’ it be known that if Mayor’s crew catches any criminals in the act, they’d be handin’ ‘em over to the folks at ICE faster than ye can say “X marks the spot!”
Despite the squawkin’ from nine Michigan groups, he dismissed their cries as mere “political correctness.” Arrr, he boldly declared that he be stickin’ to his guns, even if the winds of change be blowin’ strong. So, there ye have it, mateys! The tempest rages on in the streets of Detroit, where words be weighin’ heavy on the hearts of many!