"Arrr! How Trump and AG Bondi be swayin' landlubber Democrats to toss away their scallywag lawsuits, aye!"
2025-01-30
Arrr, matey! Trump be callin' out the Biden crew fer usin' the government like a blunderbuss! Now he’s got to decide if he’ll let their scallywag law games run dry like a ship’s well on a hot day! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! On the day that ol’ Cap’n Trump returned to the helm, he scribbled a decree called "Ending the Weaponization of the Federal Government" to fend off the Democratic scallywags. They be still cacklin’ about it, mind ye!Just a few days later, the former captain announced he was tossin’ his hat in the ring once more, but lo and behold, the Biden crew sent their special counsel, Jack Smith, to throw the first cannonball at him! Aye, this be the first time in history a former captain be tried by the opposing crew, shatterin’ traditions like a mug of grog on a ship's deck!