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Arrr, Melania’s portrait sails a new course, leaving the old tales in Davy Jones' locker, aye!

2025-01-30

Avast ye! After donning her fancy tricorn, Melania be settin' sail with a portrait that be sayin', "Expect the unexpected!" This be not yer typical first lady caper! Captured by Régine Mahaux, that crafty Belgian snapper, it’ll grace her web page and the National Archives, savvy? Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair Melania Trump, a lass who be makin' waves in the realm of first ladies, aye! After donning her inaugural hat, she be settin' the stage for a portrait, one that be shoutin’ louder than a cannon blast that this be no ordinary voyage. Nay, she be suggestin’ that perhaps we ought to brace ourselves for a bit o' business, savvy?

This here portrait, snapped by the crafty Régine Mahaux, a Belgian shutterbug and right-hand wench to the Trump clan, be destined for the grand halls of the National Archives. It be joinin’ the likes of Melania’s first official likeness from 2017, as well as the many images of the captain himself, President Trump. With a wink and a smirk, this picture be takin’ its place at the head of Melania’s official web page, lettin’ all scallywags know that she be a force to reckon with!

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