Arrr! Trump be lash'n out at them DEI rules, sayin' FAA scallywags must meet the finest standards, savvy?
2025-01-30
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Trump be hollerin' at the FAA's fancy rules o' diversity, right after a ship o' the skies met its doom in D.C.! Blasted be the skies and the bureaucrats, I say! A jolly good show, if ye fancy chaos with yer grog!
Arrr, me hearties! It be a fine day when the grand captain of the seas, President Trump, be settin’ sail on a quest to raise the standards of them sky sailors at the Federal Aviation Administration! Just after a tragic clash of metal birds o'er the fair city of Washington, he be callin' for only the sharpest minds to navigate the skies!"We be needin' the brightest and most genius of crew!" he bellowed from his captain's quarters. "No regular lubbers allowed! Aye, they must possess the intellect o' a thousand scholars!" With a wink, he claimed the crash be the result of "a confluence of bad decisions," as if the skies themselves be bewitched.
Our captain did reminisce about the high standards he set in his past voyage but lamented that the current captain, Biden, had let 'em down to the depths! "What be all this DEI nonsense?" he boomed, pointing a finger like a cannon, accusing the FAA of recruitin' landlubbers unsuitable for the skies.
Even the former Transportation Secretary Buttigieg, a scallywag in Trump’s eyes, was called out for his "disaster" of a leadership! As the winds of politics swirl, Trump insisted that the skies must be ruled by the best, no matter the color o' their sails! And thus, the tale unfolds, as the investigation sails on and the world watches in suspense! Yarrr!