Arrr, Capt. Sully be dodgin' doom like a clever sea rat after a run-in with a squawkin' gull!
2025-01-30
Arrr, Captain Sullenberger, the swashbuckler o' the skies, be chattin' 'bout a grim mishap where a Black Hawk be doin' the tango with a passenger ship! Aye, he be famous for landin' his flying ship in the Hudson's drink, but this be a different tale of woe, matey!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round to hear the tale of Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger III, who once landed a mighty vessel in the murky waters of the Hudson! This fine captain, now ponderin’ the mishap over the Potomac, be sharin’ wisdom from the skies, sayin’ that we’ve oft learned from bloody mistakes instead of wise tales. Arrr, the night skies be a treacherous friend, makin’ everything harder fer the brave souls at the helm!Alas, darkness fell on Wednesday night when an Army Black Hawk and an American Airlines ship collided near the bustling Reagan National Airport. Aye, all souls aboard be lost to the depths. The D.C. Fire Chief, like a grim reaper, proclaimed the mission turned from rescue to recovery, a sad fate indeed.
Even President Trump called it a "dark and excruciating night," while Defense Secretary Hegseth spoke of experienced hands at the wheel. But worry not, for Captain Sully reminds us that every squall brings lessons, and we must sail forth, learnin' from our misadventures. So hoist the sails and remember this tragedy, me mateys!