Arrr, Gabbard be spillin' the beans 'bout Assad’s jaunt, flabbergasted the scallywags of intelligence cared not a whit!
2025-01-30
Arrr, me hearties! DNI wench Tulsi Gabbard spun a yarn 'bout her parley with the scallywag Bashar al-Assad back in 2017, whilst standin' before the Senate crew. A right jolly tale of treachery and intrigue, fer sure! Avast, what mischief be brewin' on the high seas of politics?
Aye, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of Tulsi Gabbard, a lass nominated to be the director of national intelligence, savvy? This scallywag, back in the year of our Lord, 2017, sailed to the land of Syria and parleyed with none other than the fearsome Bashar al-Assad, a dictator darker than the deepest depths of Davy Jones’ locker!Now, the good Senator Heinrich, curious as a cat with a new toy, pressed the lass with questions about her salty discussions with the Syrian tyrant. “What manner of secrets did ye share, and did ye scold him for the misdeeds of his crew?” he asked, eying her like a treasure map.
Gabbard, with a glint in her eye, replied that she did indeed ask tough questions, though she didn’t expect a chest of gold in return. “Nay, I didn’t extract any concessions,” she chuckled, “but it was important to have the chat!” Her journey’s become the talk of the high seas, with many questioning her judgment as they sip their grog.
So here she stands, ready to face the Senate crew, defendin’ her choices and settin’ sail toward a new adventure in the Trump administration. Aye, may the winds be ever in her favor, for the seas of politics be treacherous indeed!