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Arrr, Meta be coughin' up $25 million to bury the 2021 Trump hullabaloo, savvy? A fine treasure indeed!

2025-01-30

Arrr, matey! Meta Platforms be coughin' up a treasure o' $25 million to hush a ruckus from old Trumpy after they tossed him overboard from their social sea. Seems his parley got him in hot water after the ruckus at the Capitol! Aye, what a merry tale!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery on the high seas of social media! It be a fine day when news sails in from the world of Meta Platforms, a mighty vessel in the realm of cyberspace! They be partin’ with a cool $25 million doubloons to settle a ruckus stirred up by none other than the infamous Captain Trump!

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