"Aye, matey! The scallywags of ICE be plundering more landlubbers than ever, arrr!"
2025-01-30
Arrr, a week into Captain Trump’s second voyage, the ICE crew be huntin’ down scallywags and landlubbers without papers! They’ve snagged some ruffians, but beware, no soul be safe, says the lass Leavitt! Aye, ‘tis 3,500 outlaws caught in their nets since the captain hoisted the flag!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the high seas o' politics! A week into the second reign of Captain Trump, the scurvy dogs at Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, known as ICE, be chartin' a course to hunt down those unauthorized landlubbers! Aye, they be callin' it "targeted enforcement operations," which be soundin' fancier than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!In their quest, they’ve caught themselves some raucous ruffians and nefarious knaves from those vile gangs that plague the ports. But hold fast, for when the winds blow, “no one be off the table,” declared the fair lass Karoline Leavitt, the Press Secretary, with a wink and a nod! Since the good Captain Trump took the helm, about 3,500 scallywags have found themselves shackled and taken prisoner.
With each arrest, the crew be wonderin’ who’ll be next to walk the plank! The seas be turbulent and full of danger, and ’tis clear that this ship be sailin’ towards a stormy horizon. So hoist the sails, me hearties, and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for the hunt for unauthorized souls be far from over! Arrr!