"Arrr! Swiss scallywags nabbed the Palestinian sea dog Abunimah, then sent him sailin' away! Blimey!"
2025-01-30
Arrr! The Swiss scallywags have nabbed the jolly journalist Ali Abunimah, chief of The Electronic Intifada! Just as he was about to spin his yarn in Zurich, three landlubbers in disguise whisked him away, after a right lengthy chat at the airport! Yo ho, what a tale of woe!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' high seas hijinks, but in the landlocked waters of Switzerland! Aye, the scallywags o' the Swiss authorities have snatched up none other than Ali Abunimah, a fine journalist flyin' the colors of the Palestinian American flag, and the head honcho o' The Electronic Intifada, a raucous online journal of words and witticisms!