Arrr, the head buccaneer o' the Senate health crew be havin' a right 'bout with RFK Jr., matey!
2025-01-30
Arrr, matey! The top sea dog of the Senate's health crew, Bill Cassidy, be sayin' he be flounderin' like a fish outta water, tryin' to make sense o' Robert F. Kennedy Jr. who claims the jabs be causin' more trouble than a scallywag at a tea party!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus in the Senate seas! The top Republican, Sen. Bill Cassidy o' Louisiana, be scratchin' his noggin' ‘bout Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s bid to take the helm at Health and Human Services. Aye, it be a stormy sea indeed, as Cassidy be chasin' answers ‘bout Kennedy's views on vaccines, like a pirate chasin' a treasure map!Kennedy, bless his heart, faced the Senate twice this week, but the gales of doubt be blowin' strong. The senators be grillin' him like a fish on a hot stove over his claims that vaccines cause autism. Cassidy, a former doc, be demandin' a clear “Aye” or “Nay” from Kennedy, but the lad be dodgin' like a slippery eel! He insists he be “pro-safety,” swearin' he’ll apologize if he be proven wrong—yet the senators, like Cassidy, be claimin' the science says vaccines be as safe as a calm harbor!
With Kennedy holdin’ a mighty megaphone as a descendant of President JFK, Cassidy be ponderin' whether he’ll use his voice to bolster the crew's health or sink the ship! It seems the good senator’s vote be hangin’ by a thread, as he aims to chart the course for public trust. Avast, what a tangled web we weave in the land of politics!