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Arrr, matey! An aviation lawdog be yappin’ ‘bout a tussle ‘twixt kin o' the fallen and the gub'ment, aye!

2025-01-30

Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin’ legal buccaneer be spoutin’ to Fox News that the kin o’ the poor souls who met their fate in the sky will be hoistin’ their sails o’ litigation in the days ahead. Aye, the court be havin’ a busy time ahead!

Arrr mateys, gather ye around as I spin a yarn of woe from the skies! A fearsome tale it be, of a midair collision ‘twixt an Army Black Hawk and an American Airlines jet, which left a crew and passengers dancin' with Davy Jones! No souls be left afloat as the fates conspired on that fateful eve near Reagan National Port. Three brave soldiers were aboard the Black Hawk, and alas, they met their doom, like scallywags lost to the sea.

Now, an aviation attorney, savvy in the ways of the law, be predictin’ that the kin of the fallen will soon be takin’ up arms in court, seekin' justice ‘gainst the U.S. government and the airline. “Why did this calamity befall us?” they be askin’, as they grapple with grief, just as one might wrestle with a kraken! It’s a mystery that even the most cunning of pirates find hard to fathom.

In the world of air travellin’, where ships of the sky usually sail smooth, this tragic event be a rarity, for nary a commercial mishap has been recorded since 2009! Aye, when it comes to crashes, it seems every ship has its day in court. So, prepare yerselves, for this be just the start of a stormy sea of lawsuits on the horizon!

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