Arrr, could RFK Jr. be a scallywag stirrin’ the pot at HHS, or just another landlubber in fine clothes?
2025-01-30
Arrr, me hearties! RFK Jr. be spoutin' wisdom 'bout MAHA, sayin' we be weighin' a ton, sittin' like barnacles, and swimmin' in a sea o' chemicals! Let’s hoist the sails, shed the pounds, and keep the rum, but not too much o' that foul brew! Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about Robert F. "Bobby" Kennedy Jr., a scallywag who's makin' waves since he be nominated by the great Captain Trump to helm the Health and Human Services ship! The ye fair soccer moms be rallyin' behind him, frettin' over the foul toxins lurkin' in their little ones' grub. Aye, their worry be just – obesity be plaguin' over 20% of the wee ones, weighin' 'em down like cannonballs!Then there be the hygiene hypothesis, claimin' that all the jabs and potions might be muckin' with our wee mateys' immune systems, spurrin' allergies like a storm at sea! Kennedy, that bold buccaneer, be a disruptor – not all his ideas hit the mark, but some, like his concern over fluoride, strike true! He'll need to sail a fine line if he be confirmed, considerin' the many voices on the vaccine debate high seas!
As we face a health crisis with the crew too hefty and too idle, Kennedy’s call to Make America Healthy Again be a worthy battle cry. Aye, confidence in our health leaders be at an all-time low, but with a dash of transparency and science, we may yet chart a course to safer waters! So, hoist the sails for Kennedy, for he may just be the captain we be needin'!