Arrr! The Nvidia RTX 5090 and 5080 launch be a tempest, leavin’ gamers as vexed as a scallywag with no rum!
2025-01-31
Avast, matey! Did ye just snag yerself an RTX 5090 or 5080? If so, ye be among the rarest of treasure hunters, for Nvidia's launch be lighter than a parrot's fart, with GPU supplies vanishing faster than rum on a pirate's ship! Arrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the wild launch of Nvidia’s RTX 5080 and 5090, which went off like a cannon blast, just as the rumor mill had foretold. The stock be scarce as a mermaid’s tears, vanishin’ faster than a ship in a storm!On launch day, the landlubbers be scrambling, and queues longer than a sea monster’s tail formed outside ye ol’ shops in the US and UK. In Japan, chaos reigned supreme! Shiver me timbers! Buyers be climbing fences like scallywags, all in the name of snagging a shiny new GPU!
Now, if ye be lookin’ to get yer hands on one o’ those Blackwell beauties, ye might have to splurge on a new ship—uh, I mean, a full PC—worth its weight in doubloons, as the standalone cards be sold out quicker than a pirate’s loot at a tavern!
But beware, ye swabs! Don’t be feeding the scalpers, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank of overpriced auctions! Keep yer eyes peeled for updates, for the hunt be far from over, with the next round of GPUs lurkin’ on the horizon. Aye, patience is the name of the game, or ye might end up with nothin’ but a bottle of rum and a sad tale to tell!