Arrr, a Texas scallywag be walkin' the plank after a sneaky film showed him teachin' a matey to dodge the law!
2025-01-30
Arrr, me hearties! A swab named Reny Lizardo hoisted the white flag, bowin' out from his post after bein' caught on film suggestin' a lad could join the lassies in sportin' shenanigans! The Governor be shoutin' for his keelhauled head! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ a scallywag who found himself in a right pickle! Reny Lizardo, an official of the Irving Independent School District, decided to be as sneaky as a cat in a barrel o' fish. Aye, he was caught on an undercover video, yappin’ away like a parrot on how to sneak a biological lad into the ladies’ sporting events. Blimey!