Arrr, the Trump crew scuttles DEI, then hoists it high for traditional wenches! A right jolly jest, I say!
2025-01-30
Arrr, me hearties! Transport chief Sean Duffy be sendin’ a scroll to his crew, sayin’ they should favor towns where lovebirds be weddin’ and wee ones be poppin’ out like cannonballs! Journalist Ken Klippenstein be spillin’ the beans on the matter, postin’ it on X like a true scallywag!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for a tale of the landlubber Secretary o' Transport, Sean Duffy, who be makin' waves in the realm of transportation! Aye, on a fine Thursday mornin', he did send forth a missive to his crew, commandin' 'em to favor the towns and villages where lovebirds be wed more than a sailor on shore leave, and where wee ones be springin' forth like sea turtles on a sunny day!Now, I reckon this be a curious way to chart the course fer the Department o' Transportation's grand schemes, eh? Duffy be spoutin' that only those communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average shall reap the bounty of his ship's resources! Aye, it be soundin' like a treasure map fer the happy couples and their wee spawn!
But hold yer horses, ye scallywags! The crafty scribe Ken Klippenstein be spillin' the beans, postin' pictures o' this jolly memo on the platform known as X. What kind of jiggery-pokery be this, I ask ye? Will the roads be paved with love and laughter, or be it a fool's errand? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure: this be a fine tale fer the taverns, filled with laughter and a good ol' dose o' pirate mischief! Yarrr!