Arrr, Pete Buttigieg be takin' the wind out o’ Trump’s sails after the scallywag jabbers like a parrot!
2025-01-31
Arrr, former sea dog o' transport, Pete Buttigieg, let fly a cannonball o' words at Captain Trump after the scallywag took a swipe at him in front o’ the press crew. A right jolly squabble 'twixt them, I reckon!
Arrr, me hearties! In the midst o’ a stormy sea o’ politics, the former Transportation Chief, Pete Buttigieg, be takin’ aim at Captain Trump after the latter’s tongue-lashin’ about a tragic midair clash 'twixt a military chopper and a passenger ship in the skies!Trump, that scallywag, be callin' Buttigieg “a real winner,” and not in a jolly way, I tell ye! He be claimin’ Pete was as much a disaster in his mayoral days as a ship with a hole in her hull. “He’s just got a good line o’ bulls---!” quoth the captain. Aye, the words be flyin’ like cannonballs!
Butt-igieg, the former lord of South Bend, took to the digital ocean to fire back, callin’ Trump’s words “despicable.” He reminded the world o’ his own record, claimin’ safety be the treasure he sought, and not a single airline went down on his watch. He be callin’ for the captain to step up and lead, like the mighty sea leader he be claimin’ to be!
As the tides turn, Pete be ponderin’ a new battle: a Senate run in the great state o’ Michigan! With a glint in his eye, he be explorin’ how to keep his ship afloat in the treacherous waters of politics! Aye, it be a tale of two pirates in a stormy sea!