Arrr, why do them Democrats shield scallywags from Trump’s cannon fire? Must be a treasure hunt for votes, aye!
2025-01-31
Arrr, matey! Some scallywags o' the Democratic crew be playin' their sly games, tryin' to thwart Cap'n Trump’s grand deportation raids, which be scoopin' up the ruffians and scoundrels across the seas of this fine land! A right merry hullabaloo, if ye ask me!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of three scallywags brewin’ trouble on the high seas of society! First, we've got Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles, a Haitian rogue with 17 offenses as long as me arm, dabblin’ in drugs and dastardly deeds! Next, Ariel Rene Romice-Patino, a Mexican landlubber, found himself in chains for exploitin’ the innocent! And last be Cristofer Alexander Ramirez-Oliva, a Honduran miscreant guilty of villainy against minors!These knaves be caught by them ICE lads, under the order of Captain Trump, who aims to sweep the deck clean of such vermin. But lo and behold! The Democrats be wailin’ like a flock of seagulls, claimin’ these ruffians be victims! What manner o’ madness is this? Protectin’ decent folk should be common sense, yet these landlubbers seem to think the scoundrels deserve a break!
Down in windy Chicago, Mayor Brandon Johnson shields criminals like a pirate’s treasure! And the lefty news scallywags spread tales of terror, makin’ it sound like poor innocent families be the targets! But nay, ICE be huntin' the real swabs!
Ye see, Democrats be more concerned with playin’ the savior than keepin’ ya safe! They think all illegals be blameless, not carousin’ with the most despicable among ‘em! So hoist the sails, me hearties, for it’s time to draw the line — let’s be anti-criminal, not anti-immigrant! Arrr!