Arrr, Trump be bringin' a wee bit o' sense to the gender squabble, like findin' treasure in a storm!
2025-01-31
Arrr, me hearties! Cap'n Trump be settin' sail to steer us back to the shores of sensibility! With his decree, “Defendin’ Lasses from the Madness of Gender Gobbledygook,” he’s bringin’ the good ol’ truth of biology back aboard the ship of state! Avast, let’s hoist the sails of reason!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a grand decree from the man Donald Trump, the captain of the ship o' state! On his very first mornin’, he scribbled down a mighty curious order, claimin’ there be just two sexes: male and female. Aye, who’d have thought we’d need a royal proclamation to remind us of what the good Lord crafted?In these last four years, the seas have been stormy with blather and nonsense, where it seemed the world had lost its compass, choosin’ to believe landlubbers could change their very birth gender! The order, titled “Defending Women from Gender Ideology Extremism,” hoists the Jolly Roger against such folly, declarin’ it a danger to the fair lasses of the land who deserve dignity and safety!
This decree even set sail to keep swabs who think they be ladies from takin’ refuge in the ladies’ quarters—like that rascally scoundrel at Rikers who did no good! And shiver me timbers, 15% of wenches in prison be biological lads! Madness on the high seas!
As if that weren’t enough, it swabs the decks of girls’ sports, protectin’ them from the stormy waves of unfair competition. Aye, a lass got her noggin knocked about by a lad in disguise! It’s a return to the rightful order, so let’s hoist the sails and embrace the truth. There be only two genders, so best get used to it, or walk the plank! Arrr!