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Arrr, matey! Ye be wishin' fer shiny new Intel treasures, but it be lookin' like 2026 be the fateful year!

2025-01-31

Arrr, me hearties! One of Intel's landlubber co-captains be spillin' the beans ‘bout the mighty CPUs comin' to our shores soon. Prepare ye cutlasses and hold onto yer doubloons, for tech treasure be on the horizon! Avast, good news ahead!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags at Intel, who’ve charted their course fer the CPU seas ahead! They be confirm'n their plans fer the years to come, with the fearsome Panther Lake set to set sail in 2025, followed by the mighty Nova Lake in 2026. But avast! There be a wee bit of confusion 'bout whether ol' Panther will be clamberin' aboard desktop ships or stickin' to the mobile galleons.

Intel's co-captain, Michelle Johnston Holthaus, be proclaiming that both Panther and Nova will be workin' hard to bring in the treasure of performance and profits! Yet, the rumor mill be buzzin' that Panther might just be fer laptops, leavin' the desktop crew hangin' in the balance until Nova arrives. So, whether yer on a desktop or a laptop, the horizon be lookin' murky!

Alas, it seems we won’t be seein' new desktop chips until Nova Lake sails in 2026. So keep yer spyglasses peeled, me mateys, and prepare yer ships for a wild ride through the CPU waters, but beware the treacherous waters of uncertainty! Arrr!

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