Arrr! RFK Jr.'s Senate yarn be plagued by his wild past like a ghostly galleon, aye!
2025-01-31
Arrr matey! During the grand inquiry of this week, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be swearing on the high seas that he’ll champion vaccines as HHS captain, though he’s sailed the stormy waters of anti-vax nonsense fer many a year! A fine tale, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! This week, a scallywag by the name of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took to the plank, I mean, the stage, during his confirmation hearings, arrr. The lad, known for his raucous rants against the mighty vaccination fleet, made a grand proclamation! He vowed to hoist the sails of vaccines if he be appointed as the Secretary of Health and Human Services, savvy?Now, ye might scratch yer noggin, wondering how this be possible! Aye, a man who once declared war on the very potions meant to protect our crew from the scurvy bugs be now sayin' he’ll champion 'em! The sea be a fickle mistress, I tell ye! One moment ye be a buccaneer of doubt, and the next, a parrot on the shoulder of public health! It be as confounding as a compass that points to Davy Jones’ locker!
So, let us raise a tankard to this curious turn of events! Mayhaps ol' Robert sees the light of the sun shining through the fog of his past beliefs, or maybe it be just the treasure of political ambition guiding his ship. Either way, it be a jolly good jest for all us swashbucklers in the gallery! Yo ho ho, what a tangled web we weave in the world of landlubber politics!