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Arrr! Trump's matey Kash Patel be sayin', "Let the fine swabs of the law do their rightful plunderin'!"

2025-01-31

Arrr, matey! Kash Patel, the brave soul chosen by Captain Trump to steer the FBI ship, be lettin' 'em know his grand plans an’ fine skills in a Senate parley on Thursday, savvy? Aye, he be ready to swab the decks of justice!

Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics! So, there be a scallywag named Kash Patel, who be seekin’ the title of Captain o' the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a fine ship indeed! He stood before the Senate crew, like a pirate ready to hoist the Jolly Roger, defendin’ his qualifications and grand vision fer the bureau, as if it be a treasure map to hidden doubloons!

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