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Arrr, me hearty! Scourin’ the seas of Trump’s tall tales ‘bout DEI and the scallywags o’ past regimes post-DC wreck!

2025-01-31

Arrr, in a Thursday parley, Captain Trump spoke o' the skyship crash that sent 67 souls to Davy Jones’ locker near that Reagan fellow's port. He claimed the mishap "could’ve" been from hiring a motley crew, and that the air traffic scallywags be workin’ with all sorts o’ ailments. Avast, here’s what the Fact Check crew be sayin’...

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye the tale of a press conference held on a fateful Thursday by none other than Captain Trump, the commander of the good ship White House!

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