Arrr! Trump be scrawlin’ a scroll to toss Biden’s last-minute pirate deals overboard, savvy? A fine jest indeed!
2025-01-31
Ahoy, me hearties! Word be blowin' on the wind that Captain Trump be readin' to scrawl his name on a parchment come Friday, castin' aside the agreements that Old Biden left in his wake. A ruckus be brewin' on the high seas of politics, arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin a yarn of President Trump, who be ready to scrawl his name on a memo this fine Friday, lifting those pesky collective bargaining agreements left behind by the former captain of the ship, Joe Biden! Aye, it seems these agreements be like barnacles on the hull, slowin’ down the good ship Trump from settin’ sail with his reforms.The memo be givin’ orders to federal agencies to toss aside any last-minute deals made by Biden, which the White House claims were merely traps to keep ol’ Trump from makin’ waves. With a hearty “Arrr!”, the memo bans new agreements during a president’s final 30 days in office, allowin’ Trump to steer clear of Biden’s sticky policies!
The crew of the White House be sayin’ this be all for the American people, makin’ sure they’re not shackled to Biden’s penny-pinching ways. The memo also offers federal workers the chance to walk the plank, er, I mean, to resign with full pay if they fancy not returnin’ to the office! So grab yer grog, me hearties, for the winds of change be a-blowin’! Arrr!