"Arrr, matey! The top sea dog be sayin’ Trump’s fixes be makin’ DOGE’s troubles spin like a merry whirlpool! Aye, we be winnin’!"
2025-01-31
Arrr, Sen. Joni Ernst, the fiercest lass o' Iowa, be a-dancin’ with glee, for she spied a treasure o’ truth from a whistleblower! The Trump crew’s USDA be shuttin’ down the landlubber’s work-from-home ways. Aye, victory be hers, as she sails the seas o' bureaucracy!
Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round as I spin a yarn of high-seas politics, where the fine Sen. Joni Ernst be takin’ the helm of the grand ship "DOGE"! Our lass be claimin’ that the Agriculture Department be as empty as Davy Jones’ locker, thanks to a whistleblower’s tale of ghostly bureaucrats loungin' at home instead of workin’ the fields for hardworking folk. Aye, even the captain himself, President Trump, be callin' 'em out for bein' less productive than a landlubber on a lazy day!With a hearty "back to work, ye scallywags!" Ernst be pushin’ to haul these idle sailors back to their desks, demandin' they report to the office or face the dreaded "you’re fired!" She’s chartin' a course for efficiency, claimin' their four-year holiday be over and it be time for the government to earn its keep!
But fear not, for Ernst be sailin' alongside Trump and Elon Musk, gatherin’ the crew to tackle wastefulness on the high seas of governance. They be eyein' to save a treasure trove of doubloons for the taxpayers while makin’ sure the federal ship sails true and steady! So, keep a weather eye on this DOGE crew, for the winds of change be blowin' strong on the seas of bureaucracy!