Arrr! Ohio be inchin' closer to a ballot matter that be protectin' the rights to abort, mateys!
2023-07-06
Arrr, ye landlubbers! The scurvy dogs who be backin' this harebrained scheme to grant a right to abortion in our state's Constitution have gathered a heap o' signatures. Aye, 'tis true! They be aimin' to put this matter on the November ballot. Shiver me timbers!
Arrr, me hearties! It be a tale of great significance that I be bringin' ye today. Them landlubbers who be supportin' the notion of establishin' a right to abortion in our state's Constitution have come forward this very week with a bounty of signatures. Aye, they be havin' more than enough to set sail and put this measure on the November ballot!Now, ye may be wonderin' why this news be so important, ye scurvy dogs! Well, let me tell ye. This be a matter of freedom and choice, aye. The lasses and lads who be supportin' this measure be fightin' for the right to control their own bodies, just like a pirate be steerin' his mighty ship through treacherous waters.
But hold yer horses, me mateys! This be a matter that be polarizin' the masses like a parrot squawkin' in the crow's nest. Some be sayin' it be a matter of women's rights and autonomy, while others be raisin' their cutlasses and claimin' it be a violation of the sanctity of life. The winds be blowin' fierce, and the waves be crashin' hard.
Yet, here we be, on the brink of a grand adventure. The November ballot be awaitin' our voices, our votes, and our opinions. It be a time for debate and discussion, me hearties! Let the cannons of discourse thunder and the swords of argument clash. May the best arguments prevail, just like the strongest pirate crew that be claimin' the biggest bounty.
So, me maties, mark yer calendars and prepare for battle! The fate of this measure be in our hands. Come November, we shall gather at the polling stations, stand tall like mighty buccaneers, and make our voices heard. Whether ye be for or against, remember, it be a right worth fightin' for. Aye, let the battle commence!