"Arrr, those scallywag senators be makin' a right fool's mess, explainin' why their ship be sinkin'!"
2025-01-31
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be sayin' the way them Democrat sea dogs acted during them confirmation ruckus with Kennedy, Gabbard, Hegseth, and Patel be the reason why American landlubbers be givin' 'em the cold shoulder. Aye, they’ve lost the crew's trust, they have!
Arrr, mateys! A recent treasure map of public opinion be revealin’ that only 31% of scallywags in the good ol’ U.S. see the Democratic Party in a positive light, while a fearsome 57% view ‘em with disdain! The reason, ye ask? Look no further than the sorry spectacle of their shenanigans in the Senate confirmation hearings. Aye, they be pushin’ a Big Pharma agenda, stirrin’ the pot for endless wars, and prattlin’ on about a January 6 hullabaloo like it be the only thing on their minds!During these confabulations, ol’ Robert F. Kennedy Jr. took a stand, callin’ out the likes of Sen. Bernie Sanders for takin’ a fat loot from Big Pharma. His retort? “Out of $200 million!” Now, that’s a fine pirate’s tale! And then there be Tulsi Gabbard, challengin’ the notion that avoidin’ more wars be some kind of treachery—nay, it be common sense! The Democrats be more worried about performin’ surgeries on soldiers than makin’ sure they be ready for battle!
Ye see, the Democrats have been sailin’ in treacherous waters, lost without a compass, merely opposin’ whatever Trump be sayin’. If they don’t change course and start listenin’ to the American crew, they may be marooned in the political wilderness for a long, long time! Arrr!