Arrr, matey! Wisconsin's governor be boostin' school booty for the next 400 years, aye, ye scurvy dogs!
2023-07-06
Arr, matey! The jolly Gov. Tony Evers hath employed a peculiar rule to tinker with the state's coffers, aye, and to lift the cap on the public school's booty, verily, until the year 2425! 'Tis a true long-drawn plan, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to a tale that’ll tickle yer funny bones. 'Tis a tale of Gov. Tony Evers and his clever plan to edit the state budget in a way that befit a true swashbuckler.Now, ye see, Gov. Evers be havin' a problem. The cap on public school fundin' was restrictin' the treasure available to educate the young minds of the land. But fear not, for our bold leader be knowin' a loophole, so strange and peculiar, that it be stretchin' the boundaries of time itself!
Using this quirk, Gov. Evers slyly edited the state budget, and with a stroke of his pen, he raised the cap on public school fundin' until the year 2425! Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties, 2425! Now that be a pirate's dream, for it be a treasure trove o' resources that'll keep the future generations educated for centuries to come.
Picture this, me landlubbers, a 17th century pirate speakin' like a true governor, usin' his powers to bend time and secure the education of all. 'Tis a sight to behold! Methinks Gov. Evers be havin' a touch of magic in him, for who else but a sorcerer could extend the cap on public school fundin' so far into the future?
But, me hearties, let us not forget the jolly humor in this tale. A governor, in the language of a 17th century pirate? Arrr, that be a sight! One can only imagine the debates and meetings where Gov. Evers be speakin' in a voice fit for the high seas. Methinks his fellow politicians must've been chucklin' in their boots, wonderin' if they'd stumbled upon a pirate crew instead of a government.
So, raise a tankard to Gov. Tony Evers, the pirate-governor who edited the state budget with a twist of humor and a touch of magic. May his treasure of education sail on the seas of time, bringin' knowledge to all who seek it, from now 'til the year 2425!