"Arrr, who be this Jo Ellis? A Trans Black Hawk swabbie misnamed in a DC shipwreck, I be laughin'!"
2025-01-31
Arrr, me hearties! A lass named Jo Ellis be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin' she ain't the ghostly pilot of that fateful crash! "Blimey!" she be sayin’, "This be a hullabaloo! Spare a thought for the poor souls and their kin, ye scallywags!"
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale as wild as the seven seas! A brave lass by the name o' Jo Ellis, a bold transgender sailor in the service o' the crown, found herself caught in a tempest of folly after the cruel winds o' the internet blew her name into the stormy waters of misinformation. Aye, it be true—she was named as one o' the unfortunate Black Hawk pilots who met their fate in a collision with an American Airlines vessel over the treacherous skies of Washington D.C. on a fateful Wednesday.With a heart full of indignation, Jo raised her voice upon the cursed Facebook, declaring, "Some craziness has happened on the internet!" She urged her fellow swabs to report any scallywags spreading such tales, for it be a grave insult to the souls lost and their grieving kin. "They deserve better than this nonsense!" she cried, reminding all the landlubbers that spreading lies be like walking the plank—ye just don’t do it!
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard to Jo Ellis, a true captain of her own fate, standing tall against the storm of falsehoods. May we sail on through smoother waters henceforth, and keep our tales as true as a compass to the North!