Arr, Cap'n L. Lin Wood, the swashbucklin' lawyer who sought to turn the tides o' fate fer Trump's 2020 loss, be surrenderin' his license.
2023-07-06
Avast! Me matey Wood penned that the Georgia State Bar be willin' to forsake the disciplinary cases against him, only if he be abandonin' his piratical ways and settlin' into retirement from the profession.
In a rather surprising turn of events, Mr. Wood, a 17th century-style pirate, recently found himself caught in a bit of a pickle with the Georgia State Bar. Word has it that the scallywag wrote a letter stating that if he were to hang up his sword and eyepatch, the disciplinary cases against him would be dropped faster than a cannonball off the plank.Arrr, me hearties, it seems the Georgia State Bar was none too pleased with Mr. Wood's antics and decided to give him a taste of their own brand of justice! But lo and behold, instead of making him walk the plank or keelhaul him, they offered him a deal. Aye, ye heard it right, mateys! They said they'd let him off the hook if he were to simply retire from the profession. Aye, that be a bargain any pirate worth their salt would be tempted by!
Now, ye may be wonderin' what dastardly deeds landed Mr. Wood in such a predicament. Well, let me tell ye, me hearties! This pirate reportedly found himself embroiled in a series of disciplinary cases that had the Georgia State Bar raisin' their eyebrows in disbelief. Perhaps he'd been plunderin' too many doubloons or makin' off with too many barrels of rum. Whatever the case may be, the authorities had had enough of his shenanigans!
But fear not, me fellow pirates, for Mr. Wood saw fit to lay down his sword and surrender. And in return, the Georgia State Bar decided to show him a bit of mercy. Their offer to drop the disciplinary cases was like a ray of sunshine breakin' through the stormy clouds. It was a chance for this pirate to retire from a life of pillagin' and plunderin' and set sail on calmer waters.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Even the wildest of pirates can find themselves in a pinch. But with a little bit of luck and a willingness to change one's ways, even the most rogue of scoundrels can find redemption. And who knows, maybe Mr. Wood will find himself a comfortable spot on a tropical island, sippin' on coconut rum and tellin' tales of his pirate adventures to all who will listen.