"Arrr, RFK Jr.'s quest fer all things green be settin' sail on a strange political tide, matey!"
2025-02-01
Arrr! Feastin' on the greens be oft thought the domain of tree-huggin' landlubbers, but lo! RFK Jr. be stirrin' the pot o' grub politics in ways that'd make a parrot squawk with delight! Aye, who knew the high seas of cuisine could be so raucous?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious case of RFK Jr. and his swashbucklin’ ways in the world of grub. Now, ye might reckon that eatin' organic be the pastime of those tree-huggin', tote-bag-wieldin' liberals, but lo and behold, this lad be turnin' the tide!