Arrr, Rubio be sailin' to Panama, chasin' Trump's treasure map to the Golden Age, savvy?
2025-02-01
Arrr, mateys! Secretary Rubio be settin' sail to Panama, his maiden voyage for the crown! The State Department be sayin' it’s all 'bout bringin' back the “Golden Era” of Cap’n Trump. Aye, let’s hope they don’t be walkin’ the plank on this quest!
Avast ye landlubbers! Hearken to the tale of Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who be setting sail fer his maiden voyage on the high seas of diplomacy! On the morrow, he embarks on a six-day expedition to the land of Panama, seekin’ to fulfill the grand designs of Captain Trump, who be keen on reclaiming the Panama Canal!With a hearty shout, Trump declared, “Aye, let’s take back what be ours!” His envoy, Mister Mauricio Claver-Carone, be declaring this voyage to be the dawn of a "Golden Age" fer America, harking back to the days of yore when the Panama Canal was the crown jewel of the seas.Rubio shall parley with the Panamanian chief, José Raúl Mulino, to tackle some weighty matters: the scourge of migration, the plunderin’ of drugs, and the encroaching Chinese presence in the canal. Mulino claims that the canal be firmly in the grip of Panama, not some foreign scallywags!As Rubio hoists his sails to visit the likes of El Salvador, Costa Rica, and Guatemala, he plans to confront the nefarious forces of gang violence and drug trade, all whilst keepin’ a weather eye on the Chinese threat! With a wink and a nod, this be the start of a grand adventure on the high seas of politics!